Top 40+ Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets (2022)

Funny Twitter Quotes -I can remember the first time I tweeted in 2009 when I first started tweeting. In 2009, I might say that I was a bit late to the party. I’m grateful I had an account as Twitter has become an excellent platform to share, quote emotions, and thoughts Twitter is also a great site to discover funny Twitter Tweets and quotes!

There are thousands, of hilarious Twitter quotes, so picking some favorite tweets was a challenge. However, I selected 29 tweets from funny Twitter users that inspired me to smile. Here are a few of my personal favorites. I hope you’ll enjoy them!

Enjoy These Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets about work.

Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets

“Our head of social media is the customer.” ― McDonald’s

“Given a limit of 140 characters, people consistently reaffirm that creativity is a renewable resource.” ― Biz Stone, co-founder of Twitter, Medium, and Jelly

Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets (

“Social Media is about sociology and psychology more than technology.” ― Brian Solis, principal of FutureWorks

“A creative idea plus a fresh network is the best way to go from zero to millions.” ― Jonah Peretti, founder and CEO of Buzzfeed

“When you’ve got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes ― Matt Cutts, former head of Webspam team at Google

Funny Twitter Quotes

“Activate your fans, don’t just collect them like baseball cards.” ― Jay Baer, Convince & Convert founder

“All one needs is a computer, a network connection, and a bright spark of initiative and creativity to join the economy.” ―Don Tapscott, author and business executive

“The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words “engage,” “honestly,” or “marketplace.” ― Jeffrey Zeldman, web designer, and entrepreneur

“On Twitter, we get excited if someone follows us. In real life, we get really scared and run away.” ― Unknown via @mozusa

“Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.” ― Lauren Leto, author, and co-founder of Texts from Last Night

Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets (

“The qualities that make Twitter seem inane and half-baked are what makes it so powerful.” ― Jonathan Zittrain, Harvard Law professor

Funny Twitter Quotes

“On Twitter, you get 140 characters to be worth paying attention to, no matter who (or what) you are.” ― Graeme, co-host of Wait, What? Podcast

“We live in a world where engagement with your consumer is critical. The one-to-many paradigm is gone. Are you prepared?” ― iProspect, digital marketing agency

“The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions.” ― Danielle Sacks, executive editor at MRKR

“You can buy attention (advertising). You can beg for attention from the media (PR). You can bug people one at a time to get attention (sales). Or you can earn attention by creating something interesting and valuable and then publishing it online for free.” ― David Meerman Scott, best-selling author, and speaker

“With the growing reliance on social media, we no longer search for news or the products and services we wish to buy. Instead, they are being pushed to us by friends, acquaintances and business colleagues.” ― Erik Qualman, best-selling author

“Ultimately, brands need to have a role in society. The best way to have a role in society is to understand how people are talking about things in real-time.” ― Jean-Philippe Maheu, Chief Digital Officer, Ogilvy

Funny Twitter Quotes

Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets (

“It’s not just about consuming content, but sharing it, passing it on, and adding to it.” ― Ariana Huff, Huffington Post

“Social networks aren’t about Web sites. They’re about experiences.” ― Mike DiLorenzo, CMO of Gas Buddy

“Social media are tools. Real-time is a mindset.” ― David Meerman Scott, author

“If you do not have great content it does not matter at all how you deliver it.” ― Scott Stratten, author

“Twitter is not a technology. It’s a conversation. And it’s happening with or without you.” ― Charlene Li, author, and analyst at Altimeter

“Things that help others is what gets the most shares.” ― Chris Brogan, best-selling author

Funny Twitter Quotes

“Social Media is about the people! Not about your business. Provide for the people and the people will provide for you.” ― Matt Goulart, digital marketing executive

“The old paradigm was pay to play. Now you get back what you authentically put in. You’ve got to be willing to play to play.” ― Alex Bogusky, founder CP+B

Funny Twitter Tweets

Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets (

“Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted ‘Yes girl remix!!’”

“I don’t text first. Me: I’ll be back when you’re mature.”

“[commercial on TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I’m on that medication.”

“Crabs always look like they’re walking themselves out of an awkward situation.”

“Do u ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then u start talking and it’s like ‘Holy [censored] where have u been all my life.’”

Funny Twitter On Quotes

“‘Eat her already!’ – Animal watching people kissing.”

Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets (

“I’m just finna get tatted I don’t care what my momma says. What she gonna do scratch it off.”

“How I talk: 25% swearing. 25% sarcasm. 50% a combination of both.”

“Honestly, Officer, I wouldn’t have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.”

“If you remember this then you’ve been through the ‘No internet’ struggle.”

“Ma mum just called ma dad a ‘walking disaster bastard of a man’ cos he left the wardrobe doors open.”

Funny Twitter On Quotes

“So weird to think about: The person you will marry is currently walking the earth, living their own life, creating memories that you’ll hear about years from now.”

“So weird to think about: The person you will marry is currently walking the earth, living their own life, creating memories that you’ll hear about years from now.”

So friends hope that you have liked Funny Twitter Quotes And Tweets then do not forget to share thank you

Read More:-

Leave a Comment