40+ Awesome Funny Minion Quotes (2022)

These are the best Funny Minion Quotes! The Minions are adorable in their appearances and hilarious in their actions. Minions are all about cute, funny, entertaining, and amusing minions. Because of their adorableness, Minions are part of our everyday life.

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Awesome Funny Minion Quotes

“My cooking is so fabulous.. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on!”

“Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to “Push all your buttons” I was just looking for mute!”

“Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?”

Awesome Funny Minion Quotes

Funny Minion Quotes

“Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones… When will they start making smart people?”

“I live on the corner of funny street and silly road, in crazy town which is in psycho valley, in a twisted state of mind”

“I live on the corner of funny street and silly road, in crazy town which is in psycho valley, in a twisted state of mind”

“When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.”

“My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!” I got detention after asking which end.”

Funny Minion Quotes

“Human logic: Cut the trees made paper with them and write “Save the trees””

“I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.”

“Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.”

Awesome Funny Minion Quotes

“My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.”

“If you rearrange the letters earth it becomes heart. So even if someone we love is no longer on earth with us, we know that person will always be in our heart.”

“I would like to think I would die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.”

Funny Minion Quotes

“Best friends : You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall, I laugh then I fall too because I was laughing so hard.”

“When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WIFI, just so people will visit more often.”

“Math the only place where people buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why…”

Best Funny Minion Quotes

“If we’re not mean to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge???”

“When you have a good heart: you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much, and it always seems like you’re the one who gets hurt the most.”

Funny Minion Quotes

“Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.”

“If Dorothy can click her heels together and get to Kansas then why can’t I click my flip flops together and get to the beach?”

“I will slap you so hard even Google wont be able to find you”

“I’m not crazy, I’m just special! ….no, wait….. maybe I am crazy? One second….. I have to talk to myself about this, hold on….”

“Attention! I am out of order until further notice. My “Stupid people” filter needs cleaning and my “Give a damn” batteries have run out.”

“The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember it””

Funny Minions Quote

“Sometimes, I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it.”

“If a woman says, “Do what you want,” do not do what you want. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. Just play dead.”

“I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone’s face and be like: “I Facebooked you.””

“Don’t give me your attitude unless you want mine!!”

Funny Minion Quotes

“I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like: “Just kidding””

“A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment. And then picks up the sword and fights again.”

“If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.”

“I spent my entire childhood wishing I was older now I’m older… and it sucks”

“If sleep is good for the brain, why is it not allowed in school?”

“Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.”

Funny Minions Quote

“Do you ever wake up in the morning and just think ‘No, I’m not ready for this shit’”

“H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.= Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge…”

“Pressing a toy that says ‘Try me’ at the store and it won’t stop, so you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.”

“It’s nice to have someone in your life who can make you smile even when they’re not around.”

Funny Minion Quotes

“You wanna travel so bad that you didn’t notice this was a cake”

“My doctor asked me if I had ever had a stress test? Yes – I replied it’s called life”

“I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I’m probably at work…”

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